thinking...again.

So you know what? I don't. I don't know what. What?

What is going on? Why does the power go out? Why is it STILL out? Why do I mess up all the time? Why is God still so good to me? Why don't I have time for anything fun anymore? If I don't have any time, why do I waste so much of it? Why does life go by so slow but WAY too fast?

So, I’m guessing you all know that it’s that time of the month again. Yep....the weekend that I think. What’d you think I was going to say?...

but a better question: why am I feeling sorry for myself? My life is amazing. Its great and I couldn't ask for anything more than I already have. Well, I could but that doesn't mean I should.

So what does all this babbling mean? Well, I don't know.

I guess I just want to know what’s going to happen with my life. I know that’s ridiculous, but I’m getting tired of trekking on, expecting that things are going to get better. Because they’re not going to! Not if I don’t do something differently. What I’m doing wrong I don’t know for sure. Well, I definitely know a few things I’m doing wrong, but I just don’t know what to do differently exactly. Other than just to seek. Which, I will admit, I have been…sucking…at.

I don’t mean to complain, or make you feel sorry for me, just…I don’t know. Just to inform I guess. Just to…babble. Because although some say its laughter, I believe that babbling is the best medicine. Because even though the listeners may not understand you, the babbler sure works things out that way!

So thanks for being listeners. And for ALWAYS being there to listen, even though I hardly ever make sense.

odds and ends...

really? You can see the driveway with your nose way up in the air like that?

“I’m think being chased by a psychiatrist” “what!” “it happens”

close your blinds if you’re gonna be so sensitive.

Fine. Walk all the way to the bathroom like a bunch of suckers.

"he’s going after the leftovers" "we prefer the term 'senior citizens'"

My family is best observed from a distance. Like gorillas.

What do you want, how much is it going to cost me, and why is the dog wearing a hat?

”what would you like?’ “rye toast” “would you like that toasted?” “Uhhh sure why not”

“not only has she aged but she has a beer belly” “that’s my wife and she’s pregnant” “well then she should lay off the beer!”

“when is he gonna realize that education and me just don’t mix?” “um, education and I.” “hello! This isn’t about YOU!!”

We all have feelings but theres a time when we need to let them out and theres a time when we need to keep that crap inside.

Gimme ten pushups—because you’re ugly.

I had very engaging conversation with a therapist today. True story.

we don’t have police in this town, we just beat the crap out of you if you’re acting stupid.

Redneck joke: You should really stop flirting with your cousin.